The biggest demand for a recount since Al Gore was running for president.
Listen, we all know this is mostly just in good fun.
Being idolised for nothing more than being genetically appealing on a surface level is something we can all relate to (Insert question mark here if necessary).
Since its inception in 1985, People Magazine’s Sexist Man Alive has honoured the likes of Mel Gibson, Nick Nolte (?!), Adam Levine (ugh), and some of the more obvious likes of Brad Pitt, George Clooney, David Beckham and Bradley Cooper.
However, this year’s winner was announced, and everyone promptly responded with a perfection recreation of that confused-face emoji.
Nothing necessarily against Blake Shelton, aka Mr Gwen Stefani, aka one of the judges of the American version of The Voice, but … is he the sexiest man alive today?
In a world with all of the Chris’s – Pratt, Hemsworth, Pine, Evans – and the two Ryans – Reynolds, Gosling – and countless other ridiculously handsome men out there, the title going to Blake Shelton gives us all hope that literally any of us could win it next year.
PEOPLE: “Blake Shelton is our sexiest man alive!”
Me and every other person on the planet: pic.twitter.com/HPSYhezHjp— santa cinder, ? (@cinderfalling) November 15, 2017
even a straight man can see there’s no way blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. i dont think he’s even the sexiest man named blake shelton.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 15, 2017
This is the only appropriate reaction to learning that People’s sexiest man alive is Blake Shelton pic.twitter.com/2MzMEsyY4E
— Molly (@isteintraum) November 15, 2017
Blake Shelton is People’s Sexiest Man Alive because apparently Idris Elba, Chris Evans and Jason Momoa fell off the planet last night.
— Jenn C ?????? (@TheJennC) November 15, 2017
“Blake Shelton” pic.twitter.com/vIk7RBpswS
— Interrupted Artist (@overthewall1630) November 15, 2017
We elected Donald Trump as President
And Blake Shelton as the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’.
I trust no one anymore.
— Tell Williams IV (@TellWilliamsIV) November 15, 2017
BLAKE SHELTON? pic.twitter.com/D7EPB6jOoW
— Mike T (@majtague) November 15, 2017
@blakeshelton Not sure about the sexiest. But congrats on the recognition of being a man & being alive. Love you buddy!
— Carson Daly (@CarsonDaly) November 15, 2017
In Trump’s America, homophobe Blake Shelton is the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’: https://t.co/59HYA8oGk8 pic.twitter.com/0z19gnrMaJ
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) November 15, 2017
Blake Shelton is not even the sexiest:
1) Gwen Stefani spouse (Gavin Rossdale)
2) country singer (Steve Grand)
3) Voice guy (Adam Levine)
4) Blake (Blake Lively)
5) Racist (Dean Cain)— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) November 15, 2017
