Truly, it is the gift that keeps on giving.
Last night, Pat Butcher et al continued their journey around the US to determine whether legalising marijuana in Great Britain would be a good idea.
Yet again, we were provided with some exceptional television as Pat bravely ripped into some marijuana while her fellow adventurers showed some hesitation.
The show ended with an epic scene where Pat Butcher and John Fashanu accompanied law enforcement officers on an illegal drugs bust.
Please enjoy the highlights which are mostly centred around your hero and mine, Patricia Butcher.
Firstly, Pat Butcher’s outfit was the perfect choice for someone that’s in the depths of a jaunt with marijuana
Pat Butcher produced this expression when she learned that there was a washing machine in the house they were staying in (She had not consumed any weed at this point)
Pat Butcher was beside herself with excitement when she met Zoltar on Venice BeachÂ
Pat Butcher declined to go on a segway tour and instead opted for a mobility scooter
Whilst the others were having second thoughts, Pat Butcher described her escapades with marijuana on the previous episode as “so joyful” and said that she would love to have that feeling again
Pat Butcher carried a ‘P’ balloon which when combined with the other balloons, spelled ‘POT’
During their BBQ party, yet again, Pat Butcher was first out the gate to try some weed, this time with a vape pen
Pat Butcher proudly displayed her accomplishments while Linda Robson hacked up a lung
Meanwhile, Bobby and Chris, who both pulled a whitey from eating too much edible marijuana on the previous episode, indulged themselves in some hash brownies
So Pat Butcher was in like a light to get herself stuck into some edibles as well
EVEN FASH HAD A HASH BROWNIE, proving that no matter how strong your views are on something, chocolate holds the power to truly unite us all
Pat Butcher was alarmed to hear that a former weed addict once spent $3,000 on the stuff
Pat Butcher was put in charge of the ‘drug dump’ before they flew to Colorado and never has a role been more suited to a person in the history of humanity
Fash asked if they could give their leftover drugs to somebody and Pat Butcher politely informed him that that would make them dealers
Pat Butcher was enthralled in the marijuana growing process, as she bravely touched the plants and then sniffed her hands to get a good sense of it all
The criminal side of legalisation appealed to Pat Butcher, so she went along to the final briefing of a planned raid on a suspected illegal growth farm
Pat Butcher was a real hit with the armed police, even describing herself and Fash as Cagney & LaceyÂ
Pat Butcher got a real buzz simply from being in the car on the way to a raid
Pat Butcher watched the raid take place from a safe distance
Once the raid was over and they entered the farm, Pat Butcher tasted some of the illegal contraband and the Sheriff had to say “Don’t do that on camera”
Pat Butcher acted incredibly professionally at all times while present at the crime scene
Pat Butcher ended the show saying that she’s reconsidering her position on legalising marijuana in the UK, then declared “I absolutely stink of this stuff”
In summary, Pat Butcher is a national treasure and this show is a gift
All images via ITV
