‘Arry will take centre stage
Former Tottenham, West Ham and Portsmouth manager and current King of the Jungle Harry Redknapp has announced a 2019 theatre tour, set to take place between May and October of next year.
It’s not yet clear what he will be doing on stage, but one would presume he will talk about his long, eventful career in football management.
And who knows? Maybe he’s got some hidden talents that he wants to monetise before it’s too late. He could have been learning magic over the past year for all we know, in preparation for sawing Niko Kranjcar in half in front of a theatre audience. I mean, what’s better than one Niko Kranjcar? Buy one get one free Niko Kranjcars.
‘Arry will appear at 30 different venues across a five month period, with information on dates and how to buy tickets set for release in January.
As we know, he’s a f*ckin’ wheeler dealer, so don’t expect them to be cheap.
In January Harry will announce the dates and venues for his Theatre tours for 2019.
He will appear in over 30 venues around the country between May and October
Details of dates, venue, prices and how to obtain tickets will appear here in early January
Merry Christmas to all
— Harry Redknapp (@Redknapp) December 24, 2018