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31st Oct 2015

Can you do better/worse than these terrible Halloween footballer puns?

JOE

Can you do any better than this?

With a packed football schedule this Halloween, we asked for the best/worst puns you can come up with – hoping for some to rival our own efforts ‘Louis van Ghoul’ and ‘Spectre Boollerin’.

We’ve had plenty of replies so far, but we’re sure there are some even more terrible puns out there…

https://twitter.com/Catsarse_/status/660422571654037504

https://twitter.com/HaraldArsenal/status/660422060057997313

And fair play to Enda, who managed to squeeze two puns into one name!

https://twitter.com/endabolger/status/660424988562989056

Have you got any more to send our way? How about Robin Vampire-sie or Martin Scare-tl?

Let us know – the worse, the better!

 

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