Farewell, sweet snide prince
For months there have been rumours that Manchester United midfielder and shithouse-in-chief Ander Herrera would be leaving the club in the summer.
Many have speculated that the Spaniard could be headed to Barcelona, but recent months have seen increasingly regular links with Ligue 1 juggernaut and Champions League bottlers Paris Saint-Germain.
Three weeks ago saw reports that Herrera had agreed to join PSG and while they have proven to be slightly premature, it does now appear that a move to the Parc des Princes is very much on the horizon.
According to a report in the Daily Mail, Herrera has agreed his salary and other terms, with only the length of contract set to be agreed upon.
It’s been reported that despite his impending exit, Herrera – who has been a fan favourite during his spell at the club – has actually remained keen to stay at Old Trafford beyond his current contract.
Unfortunately, the same club who signed Marcos Rojo to a new contract last year are said to have been unwilling to meet his demands on a salary.
Herrera will be missed by many United supporters, who have come to enjoy his shithousery and dedication during an era defined by players showing little to no motivation to succeed.
