The internet is, at times, a loathsome place
Full of hisses and shrieks. People in comment sections telling each other how wrong they are. People with egg profile pics making weird remarks. Vile remarks. Sexual explicit remarks. Remarks you’re quite happy you don’t fully understand. So much of it feeling like it needed to go to bed at least three hours ago.
At times it feels like we’d be better off without it. Without all of the social media noise. Without all the conversations that never needed to be had. Without the 11pm emails and work Whatsapps, too.
As the headline makes clear, nothing good lies here. You’re about to wish you’d logged off and never clicked through.
The anonymous creator behind the Football Manager Hair on Politicians account described the entire thing to me as being “a bad idea. very bad” via DM, having previously promised “let me assure you, no politician is safe while PicsArt is on my phone” – and yet here we are looking at the images. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Donald Trump with Steve McClaren’s hair.
Donald Trump with Steve McClaren's hair pic.twitter.com/dXemlKvq2r
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 13, 2019
Michael Gove with Sven-Göran Eriksson’s hair.
Michael Gove with Sven-Göran Eriksson's hair pic.twitter.com/326gC9ny9h
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 13, 2019
Barack Obama with Sir Alex Ferguson’s hair.
Barack Obama with the hair of Sir Alex Ferguson. pic.twitter.com/oSXPRjD3Kt
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 14, 2019
Dick Cheney with Tony Pulis’ baseball cap on.
Dick Cheney with Tony Pulis' baseball cap pic.twitter.com/Z8lyei4dR2
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 14, 2019
John F Kennedy with the hair of Antonio Conte.
JFK with the hair of Antonio Conte. pic.twitter.com/DvLpYQqQuN
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 14, 2019
Kim Jong-un with Jürgen Klopp’s barnet.
Kim Jong-un with the hair of Jürgen Klopp. pic.twitter.com/3OydvAo2ip
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 15, 2019
Jacob Rees-Mogg x Rudi Völler.
Jacob Rees-Mogg with the hair of Rudi Völler. pic.twitter.com/MYKc8KPlBP
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 16, 2019
 Chuka Umunna with the hair and eyebrows of Neil Warnock.
Chuka Umunna with the hair and eyebrows of Neil Warnock. pic.twitter.com/GxiFBz52EZ
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 15, 2019
And finally, Angela Merkel with Garry Monk’s hair and forehead.
Angela Merkel with the hair of Garry Monk. pic.twitter.com/f5tFPPfPQ2
— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 16, 2019
