Only a matter of time.
Well, soon you’ll be able to skip all of the usual boring belligerence that comes with provoking someone into hitting you. Meet ‘Rumblr’, a Tinder-style app that allows its users to find their perfect sparring partner.
Rumblr’s official website  bills the app as “an app for recreational fighters to find, meet, and fight other brawl enthusiasts nearby.”
Just what we have all been missing.
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The app will also allow fighters to broadcast their fight and invite people to come watch the showdown.
Though, if it’s anything like Tinder, most of the people on it will match with one another, chat awkwardly for a few minutes about nothing and never actually get down to business.
Will this end in tears? We don’t like to speculate, and we don’t have to, because the answer is certainly yes.
