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28th Apr 2016

People have been sharing their funniest, rudest misheard lyrics

It's called 'mondegreen', if you must know

Declan Cashin

It has happened to you probably more times than you care to admit: finding out that you’ve completely misheard the lyrics to that song you’ve been singing along to for ages – perhaps for years or even DECADES.

Mishearing lyrics is never not amusing, and is so common that there’s actually a technical term for the experience: mondegreen.

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There’s even a science behind it all, as explained in this New Yorker piece.

Of course, comedian Peter Kay performed this by-now legendary routine on mondegreen:

And Phoebe in Friends had one of the most quoted examples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvSZzRJWMn4

One of the most high profile cases of misheard lyrics in recent years was in Taylor Swift’s ‘Blank Space’. When the song first came out, a LOT of people thought TayTay was singing: “Got a lot of Starbucks lovers (or “All the lonely Starbucks lovers”), they’ll tell you I’m insane”, when, in fact, she was singing:

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Indeed, it was such a pop culture sensation that Swift’s own mum had to agree:

https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/601986374774882304

Another more recent case is Lukas Graham’s hit ‘7 Years Old’:

Indeed, there are so many other magnificent cases of mondegreen that no one list could possibly capture them all, but here are a few real classics:

https://twitter.com/Elby_Kanyon/status/719739442982834176

https://twitter.com/JoBuckingham/status/719940724431654912

https://twitter.com/zjerious/status/721031787502153729

The late, great Prince might have been one of the greatest song-writers in history, but, boy, did one of his most famous tracks confuse a lot of people:

https://twitter.com/garyschiff/status/723332643719417856

There’s this violent interpretation of ABBA:

One would imagine it does make a very big difference to Bon Jovi:

Disney tunes are also a leading cause of mondegreen:

Tbf, these work too:

https://twitter.com/TracyinWales/status/720384037953609729

https://twitter.com/Perignonic/status/722000491618525189

We all thought this at one point, Lizzy:

https://twitter.com/smileitsmonica_/status/721448376647200772

Rejected Drake lyrics:

https://twitter.com/PeterAttwah/status/721154280766443520

One Direction lyrics take a turn for the raunchily surreal:

https://twitter.com/paintedhumaan/status/720229816738426880

None of us aspire to be someone’s monkey bread, do we?

https://twitter.com/NicholasWalkest/status/721103458540077056

Finally, there’s this case of personal mondegreen, in response to Shania Twain’s ‘Man I Feel Like A Woman’:

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Alas, the real lyrics are “colour my hair”:

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We know you all have your own examples of misheard lyrics, so we wanna hear them! We’ll compile the best of them into a new post. Email us Hello@JOE.co.uk, or message us on Facebook.

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