Poor Scott ‘Scotty’ Parker.
The 35-year-old former England man – and former is probably a safe bet – may currently be a Fulham player but he wore his real allegiances very much on his sleeve (…and shoulder’s and chest) on Monday evening during his appearance on Sky Sports’ coverage of Chelsea vs Spurs.
Parker was proudly adorned in claret and blue in a very obvious reference to his four years at West Ham United. This may have filled Hammers everywhere with pride, but for everyone else it was merely ample reason to take the right royal p*ss.
The mockery was general in tone…
https://twitter.com/Le5JMelt/status/727199466126716932
https://twitter.com/roachy_m/status/727208005368963074
Comparing him to an olde-y style butcher minus straw hat…
#MNF Scott Parker looking like he's about to sell a joint of beef and 4lb of sausages … @FootballRamble @TSBible pic.twitter.com/ZaCD7c057i
— Pav™ (@davepav80) May 2, 2016
Has Scott Parker got the wrong show?!? Looks like he is wearing an apron #masterchef pic.twitter.com/f8FvwCct7r
— lee (@mrthebomb) May 2, 2016
Suggesting he should be dealing with your keys and heels…
Scott Parker has finished his shift at Timpsons and is ready for the match #MNF pic.twitter.com/jLwHyZ6vy9
— Adam Hewit (@ournana) May 2, 2016
Why is Scott Parker dressed like he's about to start a shift at Timpsons Keys #MNF
— 14 (@SSCJX) May 2, 2016
Alluding to a secret side career in railway administration…
Has Scott Parker just finished a shift as a train manager on the East Coast line?#CHETOT pic.twitter.com/18Znci85Q2
— Gaz Weetman (@GazWeetman) May 2, 2016
Making comparisons to working tables at a fancy restaurant…
Is Scott Parker head waiter at west spam? pic.twitter.com/hNVqBhCC9E
— roby pym (@pymy) May 2, 2016
When you've got customers at 3 but you're on TV at 7 #ScottParker #MNF pic.twitter.com/h98w4Oqv5n
— Jamie (@JamieFost2210) May 2, 2016
And even mockery of the poor bloke’s eyebrows…
What's up with Scott Parker's eyebrows? Looks like he's either constantly curious or is giving a lady 'the look' #MNF #CHETOT
— Scott Johnson (@SAJtoonfan) May 2, 2016
Scott Parker appears to have kidnapped Roger Moore's eyebrows. pic.twitter.com/722uMIrKgN
— Lydia Jane (@LydiaJane13) May 2, 2016
Why is Scott Parker dressed like he's about to start a shift at Timpsons Keys #MNF
— 14 (@SSCJX) May 2, 2016
Scott Parker's eyebrows #MNF pic.twitter.com/arA7WaWmoz
— Andymack (@Andymack) May 2, 2016
