Premier League 2015/16: If every team’s season was a movie

We’re just ninety minutes of football away from another Premier League season coming to a close.

Once the final whistle of Manchester United v Bournemouth is blown, the credits on an amazing year will roll.

If nothing else, it’s been the most entertaining nine months of football since the start of the Premier League era (when football began).

With thrills coming at every corner since last August, we thought we’d compare each team’s season to a movie and here’s what we came up with.

Arsenal – Never the bride

Aston Villa – Awful to the point of hilarity

Bournemouth – An underdog story for the ages

Chelsea – Not the best defence of their title

Crystal Palace – All flash, no substance

Everton – A sinking ship

Leicester – Simple as that

Liverpool – Mr. Motivator

Manchester City – Expensive to put together but didn’t cut it at the box office

Manchester United – ZZZ

Newcastle – All the ingredients were there but the cake tasted shit

Norwich – What goes up must come down

Southampton – Star-studded cast

Stoke – Because who gives a fuck?

Sunderland – They just won’t go away

Swansea – Thank God for Guidolin

Tottenham – Terrible ending

Watford – What a duo

West Brom – Difficult to sit through

West Ham – One talented Frenchman