Want your child to become so emotionally scarred on their birthday that they never want to eat cake again?
Well then, we have just the ticket.
Actually, a ticket would be pretty much useless, even in a hypothetical scenario as unlikely as that one. What you cruel parents are looking for is a cake. Failing that and going back to the original plan, a ticket that you could exchange for a cake.
If we lived in a society that would allow people to trade in tickets and receive a cake in return, then we do have that ticket… albeit a metaphorical one… for a non-existent bakery… in an imaginary world.
What we’re trying to get at here is that even the most die-hard Liverpool fan will admit that this Jurgen Klopp cake is the stuff of nightmares.
🍰 Birthday cake, anyone?https://t.co/JZXnYwWlrL
— Liverpool FC (@LFC) June 16, 2016
Cake, you say?
On second thought, we think we’ll take a pass on the dessert.
