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Simon Bland is a JOE contributing writer.

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Vegan mum found guilty of murdering son by feeding him only fruit and veg

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Vegan mum found guilty of murdering son by feeding him only fruit and veg

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Ant-Man finally explains why he didn’t employ viral “Thanus” theory to kill Thanos in Endgame

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Ant-Man finally explains why he didn’t employ viral “Thanus” theory to kill Thanos in Endgame

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Mum posts hilarious review after buying cheaper toilet paper and instantly regretting it

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Mum posts hilarious review after buying cheaper toilet paper and instantly regretting it

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Man left with whistling scrotum after surgery goes wrong

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Man left with whistling scrotum after surgery goes wrong

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Here’s why people are currently debating if online teabagging is sexual assault

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Here’s why people are currently debating if online teabagging is sexual assault

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Bette Midler wants the US to ban Viagra because it’s ‘God’s will’ to have a ‘limp d**k’

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Bette Midler wants the US to ban Viagra because it’s ‘God’s will’ to have a ‘limp d**k’

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Hay fever sufferers praising ‘miracle’ tablets costing just £4

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Hay fever sufferers praising ‘miracle’ tablets costing just £4

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Chris Pratt doesn’t want you to call him Chris Pratt because it isn’t his name even though it is

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Chris Pratt doesn’t want you to call him Chris Pratt because it isn’t his name even though it is

By Simon Bland

Twitter reacts to Nerf’s new official mascot with horrified fans labelling it ‘terrifying’

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Twitter reacts to Nerf’s new official mascot with horrified fans labelling it ‘terrifying’

By Simon Bland

New photos show a centuries-old shipwreck carrying lost treasure worth billions of dollars

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New photos show a centuries-old shipwreck carrying lost treasure worth billions of dollars

By Simon Bland