EastEnders on Christmas Day has always been something of an event.
In many ways it shouldn’t make sense. The Albert Square scriptwriters go out of their way to make their storylines as miserable as possible on what is meant to be the most joyous and happy day of the year.
And yet we love it. It is as if the festive misery experienced in Walford leads us to count our own blessings, or perhaps it makes a relieving change from all the saccharine sweetness of the holiday season.
Who can forget ‘Dirty’ Den serving Angie with divorce papers back in 1986? A whopping 3o million of us tuned in to relish his cruel revenge…
And then there was the emotional farewell of Jamie Mitchell in 2oo2, as he died of spleen complications with poor Sonia at his side…
More recently there was the dramatic moment in 2007, when the Brannings settled down to watch the big reveal of Max and Stacey’s sordid affair…
All unforgettable episodes we’re sure you’ll agree. 2016 was sure to be no different, with the nation waiting expectantly with wide eyes and full bellies. Except the prime-time staple didn’t come on until 21.30, ending an hour later at 22.30.
After watching the episode, in which the main cause of drama was a power-cut, viewers were left thoroughly unimpressed…
https://twitter.com/IamKP17/status/813154489872121861?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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So much so, that many reckon the late scheduling was a strategic move on the Beeb’s part – because the episode was so dull and uneventful. The conspiracy theory is they knew it was piss poor and tried to catch viewers merry and distracted…
https://twitter.com/Jay_SaidIt/status/813152045293305857
Script writer – "don't worry, everyone will be pissed by now… no one will notice how shit it is" #eastenders
— Prof Hobbs 🥸 (@LeeHesp) December 25, 2016
#eastenders being on this late at night I thought it would be a bit less boring then this
— nat (@cindydog123) December 25, 2016
So #eastenders was on super late but there was no drama. Seriously? It's Christmas man.
— Chrissie (@heyyychrissie) December 25, 2016
#worst most #boring #Christmas #eastenders ever and on so late. Seriously #disappointed
— Hugo Slime (@HugoSlime) December 25, 2016
In fact the only other reason for the lateness of scheduling seemed to be this particular innuendo concerning Dot’s…furry pet.
Well we finally found out why #Eastenders was on so late tonight…
"Don't touch Dot's pussy! You don't know where it's been…"
— David Murphy (@D1Smurphy) December 25, 2016
“Don’t touch Dot’s pussy, you don’t know where it’s been” !!!!!!!! Well NOW the late timeslot makes sense #EastEnders
— Bertie Fox (@BertieFox) December 25, 2016
Was #EastEnders put on late just so Honey could say "don't touch Dot's pussy, you don't know where its been' ?🙈😂😂
— Damien Hawkins (@Dame1212) December 25, 2016
Well, now we know why #Eastenders is on so late…#DotsPussy
— Chris Down🏳️🌈 (@PlingetheElder) December 25, 2016
