Think of all the weird things you’ve always wanted to ask The Hoff.
Got it? Then multiply that by 100 and you’re not even close.
That’s pretty much how David Hasselhoff’s Reddit ‘Ask Me Anything’ went down.
It was open season for fans of the 80s Baywatch and Knight Rider icon who really did ask him some pretty out there questions.
JOE has rounded up a selection of the best ones…
Fans wanted to know about those pants, obviously…
We found out he’s a fan of South Park. And a pretty liberal parent…
He didn’t bring the Berlin Wall down (on his own anyway)…
He’s got the desert survival skills of Bear Grylls…
There are pretty much no words in the English language that can’t be improved by adding the prefix ‘Hoff’…
He once threatened to kill Piers Morgan…
David Hasselhoff will literally autograph anything…
Some fans just wanted to know how to get a chest wig as resplendent as the Hoff’s…
He’s not really that arsed about a rematch between Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao…
He was promoting his new track True Survivor (Kung Fury) which has the, erm, gnarliest video we’ve ever seen…
(H/T Reddit)