Yes, it was a slow news day actually.
Harry Potter characters are always so goddamn serious. Between battling evil forces at work in the ministry of magic and finding those pesky Horcruxes, it’s hard to figure out what they do to unwind.
Having magic powers should lead to some pretty eventful nights out, but these dorks just use their powers for dumb things like breathing under water longer than the average person.
I believe that they all secretly vape as a means of escape, but also because they have been told that it’s not as harmful to their health as smoking.
Anyway, here’s what some Harry Potter characters would look like if they had vape pens instead of wands, because why not?
Harry Puffer
Hermione Danger
Lord Vapedemort
Ron Wheezy
Albus Dumbledork
Dolores Funbridge
Vape-o Malfoy
Smellatrix Lestrange
Neville Longbottoms up
Severus Vape
All images via Warner Bros.