The only thing worse than a celebrity turning to reality TV is when a celebrity turns to Iceland ads.
We, the mere plebeian mortals of the world can never understand the pay scale of in celebland but we assumed it would be sufficient.
Now, a leaked list of the salaries the guests are being paid has revealed that there is a massive disparity between the “stars.”
Topping the payscale is famed mathematician Carol Vorderman who is set to receive a whopper £200,000. We’d probably eat a cricket for that.
Next is former England footballer Wayne Bridge, who is going to pocket £150,000 for his antics in the Jungle.
Soap stars Larry Lamb and Adam Thomas are being paid an undisclosed sum but it’s likely it’s on the higher end of the payscale.
Strictly Come Dancing expert, Ola Jordan will receive £90,000 with Lisa Snowdon, Scarlett Moffat and Sam Quek each receiving £20k less.
Jordan Banjo, the mastermind behind the dance troupe Diversity and comedian Joel Dommett will each pocket a measly £25,000.
Of course, there’s no limited to the value each “celebrity” might earn after the show, if they successfully revive their careers.
It’s a small compensation for dealing with an abundance of unexpected woes.
