What do you get a man who has everything?
Probably not this, in fairness.
PornHub have done the inevitable and brought out a gift card for their premium service – the sort of present which you know would be used, but you’d probably be reluctant to hand out at a family gathering.
The ad for the gift card, which costs £9.99 and up, describes it as ‘the most touching gift’. And of course they know exactly what they’re doing.
Maybe it’s one for the office secret santa…if you’re feeling really bold.