Having a bad day?
Rest assured that things can always be worse. Much, much, much worse…
What follows serves as a reminder of this, as one Radio 1 listener was given a toe-curlingly detailed account of his parents’ sex lives, via a dirty poem sent by his mum to his dad.
The listener, known as ‘Billy’, was subjected to his mother, a post woman, reading out the poem to his dad, a plumber, live on air during the Scott Mills Show.
As you can probably imagine, it’s excruciatingly bad – featuring plenty of blatantly suggestive lines disguised as references to their jobs.
We won’t bother telling you much more. Just scroll down, hit the play button and prepare to be a little bit sick in your mouth…
The horrific moment you have
your Mum on @BBCR1 reading out the dirty poem she sent to your Dad…
😂🤢We get a listener on to find out how they were conceived every Thursday.
Enjoy pic.twitter.com/Fn5cTktwbG
— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) February 1, 2019
Poor, poor Billy.