TRESemmé.
Boy oh boy have the content Gods looked down upon us today. Perhaps we should sacrifice an ageing meme to the recycling bin in appreciation. My vote goes to Dat Boi. It’s time.
EU leaders are currently meeting in Brussels to discuss important issues such as the increasing price of Freddos, whom is better out of Ant and Dec and why you never see white dog shit anymore.
I genuinely thought this was a stock image representing absolute loneliness. But no. It's our Prime Minister in Brussels today. pic.twitter.com/fxJraJgT3a
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) October 20, 2017
I refuse to find any further context for this image because frankly it doesn’t deserve it.
That is our Prime Minister sitting alone at a large table, adopting a permanently shrugged set of shoulders.
Let’s meme.
1. When Mum calls you down for dinner but it’s still in the oven
2. When your friend’s en route to give you a lift but you got ready too early
3. When Dad tells you off for having your elbows on the table
4. When it gets to the Spanish part of ‘Despacito’
5. When the interviewer asks what your weaknesses are and you blurt out anime porn
6. When you’re at your mate’s house and their Mum pulls them aside to argue using loud whispers
7. When you let out an earthy fart and someone comes straight over to talk
8. When Simon says sit awkwardly alone
9. When you ask an important question in the group chat and nobody responds
10. When a sex scene comes on just as your parents barge into the TV room
11. When you’re determined to successfully count all your teeth using just your tongue
12. When everyone keeps calling you TRESemmé but you can’t figure out why because you use L’Oréal
13. When your friend told you she wasn’t going out tonight but her Snapchat story suggests otherwise
14. When someone says hello and you reply ‘Good thanks and you?’
15. When your phone decides to die at 40% battery
16. When you’re dying to let loose but there’s no fields of wheat nearby
