In an attempt to connect with millennials, General Motors decided that no words could describe how great their new car was.
Instead, the press release for the new Chevrolet Cruze was written using only emojis.
And just like your dad trying to rap, we’re not quite sure what to make of it.
See if you can make any sense of it:
Thankfully they posted a translation for those of us who didn’t pay full attention in our emoji classes at school.