Search icon

Lifestyle

14th Jan 2019

21 of the funniest fucking things that ever happened in Scotland

“Walkin’ ma dog this morning and seen a junkie hangin’ from a lamppost.” Just another day in Scotland.

Rich Cooper

1. When the kids stocked up on the school essentials

BuhCIOuCMAAGrr-

Photo: @BarryAnderson_

They start ’em young in Scotland.

2. When a local spotted something unusual about this lamppost

5GlZMee

Photo: Imgur

 

3. When this tradesman took his heritage as seriously as on-site safety

CaWudW8WwAApMu5

Photo: @Jade_Maloney

 

4. When this corner shop knew what the most popular Christmas gift was going to be

Cvc5_dHXgAE1C7c

Photo: @mikey1421

To be fair, it’s the same every year.

 

5. When this Scot made their feelings on healthy living known to the world

CZk4UVGWcAEGn-u

Photo: Imgur

 

6. When Haraam wouldn’t snitch on Tesco

CA76H8bUkAA53C7

Solidarity.

 

7. When Stirling’s greatest artist drew the national lunch of Scotland

CdMbj1YWIAUldfH

Photo: @More4mums

It’s… it’s so beautiful.

 

8. When Scots made their feelings on the US election quite clear, in the most Scottish way possible

CvNA_6qXEAEoPRU

Photo: @DavinaLamont

 

9. When Tesco helped Scots put their health first

mSk4Wna

Photo: KateGlass

 

10. When the police really wouldn’t take any nonsense at the fitba

hXGG8fF

Photo: gazwel

 

11. When a Scot made the most of a flooded football pitch by bringing their jet ski down

MllqQUz

Photo: cm757200

 

12. When Scotland’s newest art critic wasted no time making their opinion clear

U2n36xP

Photo: yelnats87

 

13. When this café knew what the people really need on a cold Scottish morning

UdTc0rE

Photo: RohanIyroh

 

14. When… well, the headline speaks for itself

6cZSbnY

 

15. When a national treasure was born

Screen Shot 2016-10-25 at 17.53.38

Photo: BBC

 

16. When one Scot took a stand against the system

M4EiMMY

Photo: Imgur

 

17. When Sainsbury’s used the Scottish dictionary to define ‘soft’ drinks

V7xY0

Photo: Imgur

 

18. When Scotland first heard about fusion cooking

CqUenkXWYAAaoWW

Photo: @TheBruthaVoodoo

Sounds tasty, tbh.

 

19. When Irn Bru was so fucking Scottish it hurt

BtTVPlpIUAM64S3

Photo: @grant1305

 

20. When someone made the mistake of nicking this Scot’s bike

qve9s

Photo: IJM92

 

21. When this Scottish pub declared war on gastropubs

BwWbChwIcAAJq_o

Photo: @GaxZE

 

Topics:

Funny,Scotland,UK