Have you heifer seen anything like it?
Discretion is a very important factor for the vast majority of people when it comes to having sex; for the animal kingdom, not such a big deal.
That’s why two cows cared little about the presence of TV cameras when they started going at it in the background of a live report on US TV this week, a development that could rattle even the most experienced of broadcasters.
Not this reporter for Fox 25 Morning News, who not only wasn’t put off by what was going on the background, he actually seemed to get a kick out of it.
A bit too much of a kick for our liking in fact.
Embarrassing perhaps, but pretty a-moo-sing too…we’ll get our coats.