1. A beer tap that serves 37.5% straight vodka, hopefully not by the pint:
Image: Twitter: @SOHO_NCL
2. This shop that just says it like it is:
Image: Twitter: @andy_brown4430
3. A discount Greggs outlet shop – the most Newcastle thing to ever exist:
Image: Twitter: @L0rdDenning
4. A Greggs with a bouncer on the door:
Image: Twitter: @fords42
5. And a Greggs two doors down from… another Greggs:
Image: Twitter: @a1colat
6. This classic putdown from Newcastle Brown Ale:
Image: Twitter: @ConnorWilson_98
7. A three-course meal of a pie, a Twix and a WKD Blue, only available at St. James Park:
Image: Twitter: @ManUnited_Hub
8. Club promoters that try to tempt you in by giving you club-branded condoms:
Image: Twitter: @tashaamorrish
9. Airport security with better chat than you:
Image: Twitter: @ellaviolatedyou
10. Fudge that comes in both Jägermeister and Vodka Red Bull flavour:
Image: Twitter: @seano86
11. Legal highs being sold as pizza toppings:
Image: chroniclelive.co.uk
12. This man who gives absolutely no fucks:
Image: Twitter: @mattyne29
13. The classic trackie bottoms, socks and high heels combo:
Image: Twitter: @ConnorTheGooner
14. A pissed bloke hoovering the road in the middle of the night:
Image: Twitter: @drumshop
15. This genius Henry Hoover nativity scene:
Image: Twitter: @jmbrighton
16. Trebles for £1.95. ONE POUND NINETY-FIVE!:
Image: Twitter: @dmaunsell
17. And of course, the bloke who got angry about losing the derby and punched a police horse:
Only in Newcastle would a man fight a horse. pic.twitter.com/YkUHifq3n9
— Andy Taylor (@SteelTaylord) April 14, 2013
