1. Someone in a giant dick costume casually mingling with the rest of the punters
Photo: @avin_a_mair
2. A guy enjoying the warm breeze on his dick that only a hand dryer can provide
i think i just saw a man drying his penis under the hand dryer. only in wetherspoons.
— bruce (@bruceoflondon) November 17, 2012
3. A mulitpack of Wotsits discarded in the toilets
Photo: @Tim_Sellick
4. Crucial updates on the calorie content of chips
Photo: @Piekos
5. Your favourite superheroes relieving themselves
Only in Spoons toilets would you come across a bloke dressed as Superman taking a shit with the door wide open
— 𝐉 𝐎 𝐄 𝐘 (@JoeyHayward1) October 20, 2016
6. An old fella wearing a gilet made of beer mats
Photo: @Flipflop82Ph
Otherwise known as ‘The Most Wetherspoons Thing Ever’.
7. Sauces in the urinal
Photo: @pandy280884
8. Shit in the urinal
As if some geezer has taken a shit in the urinal, only in spoons
— Kiz (@Kiz___) February 14, 2016
Guys, stop putting things that aren’t urine in the urinal.
9. It’s the only place where Newcastle Brown Ale can be considered a world beer
10. ‘Criminals’ openly chatting about their ‘crimes’
https://twitter.com/ellefrost/status/418875210809761792
Filing this one under ‘Things That Definitely Happened’.
11. Old boys having a shave in the toilets
Only in Spoons do you get an 80 year old man shaving in the toilets
— Dodz (@DODZOfficial) April 17, 2014
Gotta look sharp for the big CAMRA meeting.
12. People who swapped fashion for comfort a long time ago
Photo: @Bob_TheBaldie
13. In Wetherspoons you can see someone getting some big news and getting a round in to celebrate almost simultaneously
https://twitter.com/annascarr87/status/394200416550154240
14. It’s the only place where you run the risk of matching your shirt with the plates
Photo: @ellisedentonxx
15. Nowhere else has banter levels running so dangerously high
Photo: @joewakefordcom
16. Of course there’s the obligatory dude in a lizard mask having a drink
Photo: @midnightinquire
17. People openly coming in just to steal the sauce sachets
Only in Wetherspoons does a random old bloke come in, have a pint, then try to nick a load of sauce….
— Lee Wilson (@LeeWilson71) December 11, 2015
18. Ladies leaving important articles behind
https://twitter.com/oakham_sp00ner/status/776026735393529856
19. The world’s most depressing cream tea
Photo: @Ross_Poet
20. Someone in a full dinosaur costume
Photo: @dinohireuk
21. Aaand a Chuckle Brother having a spot of lunch
Nice lunch in #Wetherspoons Maltby. I know how to live 🤓👊 pic.twitter.com/hdGc2zluE5
— Paul Chuckle (@PaulChuckle2) March 22, 2016
No one appreciates Curry Club more than Paul Chuckle.
Feature: @pandy280884 / @ellisedentonxx
