People are weird.
When it comes to breaking the news that you’re no longer interested in someone, Homer Simpson really had the right idea by saying “Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You”.
But most people are probably a bit kinder than that.
We’re not sure if the people below fall into that category, though. Some of these excuses feel like they belong in an episode of Seinfeld…
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