Ah, the summer is finally here. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining. All is well.
Well, except for those who suffer from hayfever that is.
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Yes, the return of summer means the return of hayfever season. The return of constant sneezing, runny noses and blood shot eyes.
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Hayfever sufferers are currently sprinting to chemists the country over to stock up on antihistamine pills, tissues, and hope.
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Because there’s nothing quite like hayfever to make everyone think you’ve turned into (more of a chronic) masturbator, with a bedroom full of soggy tissues.
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Hayfever season – when a stroll in the park turns into a session of plant bukkake: pollen invading all of your orifices, reducing you to mucus-filled, sneezing wreck of a human being.
Hayfever season – where waking up is a 10 minute rigmarole full of sneezing, clearing your throat and wishing for the cold winter to return.
Hayfever i'm begging you to lowe me this year
— J (@JordanRowes) May 8, 2016
Hayefever season – where you wake up every morning praying for good news on the weather report.
Full of hayfever today. When I find the castle the High Pollen Count lives in, I'm going to go & have words.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) May 7, 2016
Hayfever season – where people who wear contacts sincerely think, ‘Do I really need both of my eyes? Surely I can claw out one?’
hayfever n contact lenses aren't the best combination I'll give u that
— Mads ⚡️ (@maddiepowell0) April 30, 2016
Plants are banging, and it’s causing you to cry. HAYFEVER.
Understand, that if you’re the type of person who can take a deep breath in a garden without sneezing, we hayfever suffers hate you right now.
Do you suffer from hayfever? What are you top tips for beating the sneezes? Let us know at hello@JOE.co.uk, or drop us a message on Facebook.
