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07th Dec 2015

This attempted robbery at a brewery might be the greatest story ever

You can't make this up

Paul Moore

You can’t make this up.

We’ve no doubt that there are people in the world that have some ‘unfortunate’ but funny names – Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass from the Simpsons instantly come to mind – but it’s very seldom that a news story breaks that does these incredible people justice.

In what could be the most ironic news update of all-time, a teenager named Bud Weisser was recently arrested after being caught trespassing at the Budweiser Brewery in St. Louis.

We’re not joking because below is evidence of 1) the most unfortunate name in the world, and 2) him being caught in the most unfortunate/fitting location…

Police say Bud Weisser entered the secured area at around 6pm on Thursday, and refused to leave when officers discovered him on the premises. Weisser was then taken into police custody and charged with trespassing and resisting arrest.

We wonder when Bud was taken into custody, did the police ask ‘Wasssssssuuuuup’?

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