Presented without comment.
Like him or loath him, there’s no denying that Donald Trump will be in the White House for the best part of four years. You know, unless he gets impeached for treason.
Over the weekend, President Trump made headlines all over the world after he claimed that Barack Obama had wire-tapped his office before the presidential election. One hour and seventeen minutes later, he decided to tweet about a reality TV show.
In case you’re not following @realDonaldTrump on Twitter, you’re missing out.
Wait. Trump tweeted the most explosive accusation leveled by a president in history & then immediately after tweeted bout a reality tv show?
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) March 5, 2017
Whisper it, but we think that President Trump might be using social media as a way to get the public and media to focus on the ‘smaller’ issues, a social media smokescreen if you will.
This being said, given that the 45th president of the United States is now the most powerful man in the world, he might consider getting one of his aides to delete some of these ‘interesting’ tweets.
Right, let’s start our roundup at the most logical point, the breakup between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012
Oh yeah, he’s also into the whole politics thing.
The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013
To be fair, he’s solid on global warming.
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012
It's freezing and snowing in New York–we need global warming!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
But what about the big issues of the day, like Katy Perry?
.@katyperry must have been drunk when she married Russell Brand @rustyrockets – but he did send me a really nice letter of apology!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2014
Ok, Donald. Maybe it’s time to take a break from Twitter. Go have a coke.
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012
Fair enough, back to more diplomacy.
(Again, these are actual tweets from his account and they’re still available to read)
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2014
“@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2013
If the morons who killed all of those people at Charlie Hebdo would have just waited, the magazine would have folded – no money, no success!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 14, 2015
Remember that time he became a Jedi?
My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Ok, it’s clear that the newly elected president likes to keep up to date with the topical issues.
So, lets get this right. Steve Jobs dies and leaves his wife everything-billions of dollars. Now his wife has a boyfriend (lover). Oh Steve!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 19, 2013
I can’t believe Apple isn’t moving faster to create a larger iPhone screen. Bring back Steve Jobs!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 24, 2013
*Steve Jobs died in 2011.
Right, back to politics.
An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 6, 2012
Why are people upset w/ me over Pres Obama’s birth certificate?I got him to release it, or whatever it was, when nobody else could!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2013
Yeah, but we can definitely trust his opinion on Batman.
Everyone should calm down. @BenAffleck is going to do a great job as Batman.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 18, 2013
If Christian Bale turned down $50M to return as Batman he should have his head examined. What was he thinking?!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 29, 2013
This being said, he’s now the most powerful man in the world and can look down at us. He’s clearly smarter than most.
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 9, 2013
In a span of three minutes Trump tweeted and deleted three Misspelled tweets.👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽😂🤣😜😝 pic.twitter.com/5rEf0anASb
— Rogelio Garcia, Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) March 3, 2017
To be honest, who cares? The man is just ‘honered’ to serve.
Saving this for postority. pic.twitter.com/wmnanHjPWF
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 21, 2017
Boo yakacha!
I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 30, 2012
A chilling reminder that he has access to the nuclear codes.
