Hey, are any of the 52 of u up? x
Beacon of subtlety and tact Dom Flanagan, of Batley, West Yorkshire, created the group called “Doms [sic] Angels” and simultaneously messaged 52 women to save him the trouble of contacting them directly.
He wrote: “Hia girls you alright, it’s Dom I just couldn’t be arsed texting you all individually, what you all doing tonight?”
Tweeting a screenshot of his message Dom said: “Started a group WhatsApp with every bird in my contacts last night what a fucking melt I am.”
https://twitter.com/DomBeav13/status/972785860335816710
Dom’s new age courtship method received a mixed response.
Most of the girls bailed on the chat silently. Some added “arsehole” before doing so. Others gave the cocksure rugby player the hairdryer on full whack.
One said: “I am going to ride you silly you out of shape piece of shit.”
One simply wrote: “Fuck off Dom.”
Another said: “Lmao love you but I’m out with ****. Call me later after a few wines and I might be all urZzzzz.”
The chat turned grimly misogynistic, however, when Dom started berating Twitter users who criticised his hook up efforts.
He called one girl a “daft slag” who did so, telling her to “go suck a sock.”
https://twitter.com/annalouiseadams/status/974851014108073984
Typical fucking feminist with the sarcastic reply. Go suck a cock and stop claiming you’ve been raped when a lad has slapped your arse ya daft slag! https://t.co/RHWjhgJELq
— Dom flanagan (@DomBeav13) March 17, 2018
Who saw that coming?
When JOE asked Dom for comment, he said: “I only talk cash.”