Donald Trump Jr. thinks his dad is just the coolest!
Unless you have been living inside a cave inside another slightly bigger cave for the last few days, you’ll have heard about Colin Kaepernick becoming the face of Nike’s latest ‘Just Do It’ campaign, you’ll have seen the #MAGA supporters burning their own clothes, you’ll have seen the likes of Eric Cantona come out in support of the former quarterback, and you might just have seen the odd meme flying around.
With that in mind, this is Donald Trump Jr’s attempt to get stuck into the hot, spicy meme action:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnXG-RVHnB_/
Let’s just take a second to analyse this, shall we?
Here are the things Donald Trump believes in:
- Wearing fine sawdust for hair
- Being excessively orange
- Tweeting like a pre-teen high on sugar
- “Covfefe”
- Awkward power-handshakes with other heads of state
- Calling all of his members of staff liars
- Then firing all of his members of staff for being ‘liars’
- The made up nation-state of Nambia
- Not-treason
TREASON?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2018
- Draining the swamp
I’m draining the Swamp, and the Swamp is trying to fight back. Don’t worry, we will win!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2018
Here are the things Donald Trump sacrificed:
- A private boarding school education
- A trust fund of $1 million
- $30 million in loans from his siblings
- A further $20 million when his father died
- Wait those aren’t sacrifices
- Those really aren’t sacrifices at all
- What has he sacrificed?
- Literally nothing
- Doesn’t really work as a meme, or a statement, or anything, really
- His neck has a butt crack
- Goodbye
