1. He’s just trying to win football matches, mate
2. He gave birth to Harry Kane
Don’t ask to see a picture…
3. He gets the players’ banter
4. He doesn’t need much to work miracles…
…only the most expensive footballer in history.
5. He’s a proper coach
Guts. Balls. Bollocks. Sherwood wants to see them all.
6. He’s a no-nonsense straight-talker
A chip off the old ‘Arry block: “I’m never going to take a step back. I’m just going to shoot from the hip. That’s what I’m like. I’m a manager, not a babysitter.”
Imagine asking him to babysit your child.
7. He’s resourceful
The key to any good leader is delegating (is it!? – Ed). Tim Sherwood isn’t afraid to outsource to improve his coaching staff. After all, it’s just ‘good banter’.
8. He’s got a pulse
Always a bonus.
9. He has his own kids’ TV programme
Educational and fun.
10. He does a brilliant Liam Gallagher impression
11. If you want some, he’ll give it ye
12. He knows all about pashun
There’s nothing to this management malarkey – just passion on the touchline. That’s what the fans want to see, innit?
13. He doesn’t like Tom Cleverley either
14. That win percentage
15. He isn’t afraid to ditch the gilet when it’s necessary
