Poor Ashley Young.
The Manchester United winger-come-wingback decided to take to Twitter on Christmas Day to wish everyone a very merry festive day. Surely he’d be greeted with similar salutations of the season? Wrong.
Merry Christmas to you all, have a great day 🎄 #dontwatchtheshirt 😂 pic.twitter.com/TwzuL0Qkwo
— Ashley Young (@youngy18) December 25, 2015
In fairness, the 30-year-old kind of preempted some p*sstaking by making reference to his rather colourful blouse shirt. But that didn’t stop followers making mirth about…well, just about everything.
People criticised his tree…
https://twitter.com/lee_2805/status/680461263261052928
@youngy18 @paulbienkowski That tree's so lop, it ought to be claiming a pen
— Asif Khan (@culturekhan) December 25, 2015
Made reference to his diving…
https://twitter.com/JuanMataTouch/status/680406415563960320
@youngy18 @ManUtd Chief diver, merry Christmas to you too
— Nana Kwame (@tenkorang3000s) December 25, 2015
Recalled a bird sh*tting in his mouth…
https://twitter.com/TheJuanTwo/status/680406491631718401
@youngy18 @ManUtd that shirt is worse than when than bird shit in your mouth! Urggh
— Richard James (@Ricardjames) December 25, 2015
Called his garish clothing…
https://twitter.com/davepj81/status/680438542452035584
@youngy18 @ManUtd wtf are you wearing
— Sam Finch (@samditchfield) December 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/chibob11/status/680406619512025089
And mostly mocked his daft hat…
@youngy18 £80k a week and you can't get a hat that fits…..
— Aaron Mc (@RonniMcF42) December 25, 2015
@youngy18 @Alex_Fernandezx you aren't the only one who has trouble finding a hat small enough for your head
— Elliott (@elliottdawson97) December 25, 2015
@youngy18 You've got your hat on the wrong way round
— Simon Hill (@Simonh2909) December 25, 2015
