Let’s be honest, despite the glamour of the visitors to Wembley on Tuesday night, England vs Brazil wasn’t *really* the game generating the most interest.
During a goalless first half, those that were watching appeared more interested in ITV Sport’s co-commentator for the night, Mr Glenn Hoddle. Because who cares about Neymar et al anyway, right?
Many watching the game – perhaps just those folk who didn’t have Sky Sports for the Ireland-Denmark game – entertained themselves by sharing a number of (completely made up) facts about the former England manager to pass the time.
Stuff like this…
https://twitter.com/chislehurst/status/930534590262988800
This…
Glenn Hoddle says videoing instead of videotaping
— Ricky Johnson (@R1cKYJ0hnS0n) November 14, 2017
And this…
Glenn Hoddle insists “plain” crisps are Salt’n’Shake with the blue bags removed
— 🕷● Susan 🍑🍒🍌🇺🇦 (@shushitssusan) November 14, 2017
You get the idea by now…
https://twitter.com/butcherboy9691/status/930533817697349635
Glenn Hoddle regularly donates to a Donkey sanctuary #ENGBRA
— Art Vandelay (@chapmanj100) November 14, 2017
Glenn Hoddle prefers the theatrical version of Blade Runner
— Various Jams (@Various_Jams) November 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/MixedLads/status/930533135791607808
https://twitter.com/McQ72/status/930532899056766977
Glenn Hoddle's music collection consists of every volume of Now That's What I Call Music, and absolutely nothing else.
— The Big McStu Experience (@BigMcStu) November 14, 2017
glenn hoddle irons the buttons on his shirts #engbra
— Rossi (@RealRossi) November 14, 2017
Glenn Hoddle buys crustless bread.
— barriebach (@Mr_barriebach) November 14, 2017
Poor Glenn. Needless to say, his name was soon soaring high in the Twitter trending tables.
