He called it an ‘honour’ to be the first person to take a piss there
Lord Alan Sugar, the man in the big swivel chair on the hit show featuring some of the worst people on the planet, The Apprentice, is a bizarre individual.
Mostly due to the weird kink he went through of posting about his 90-fucking-inch Sharp TV, which he has done, a lot.
I just installed this giant 90 inch TV Sharp great picture quality @SHARP pic.twitter.com/ZaKnxQhf4R
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) July 28, 2015
I just came across this chap on my 90 inch Sharp TV . He is quite bright isn't he pic.twitter.com/tJLd1EB7D6
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) October 21, 2015
Ian Beale on the 90 inch Sharp TV @AdamWoodyatt pic.twitter.com/ib2AIxQ4Ny
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) July 28, 2015
Now he has brought us another weird tweet, this time cleverly disguised as a normal tweet.
At first glance, it’s a pretty useful behind-the-scenes look at the new Spurs stadium, which has taken roughly 6000 years to build and has cost approximately the same amount as if they had constructed it on the surface of the moon.
A good thing then, that it actually looks pretty fucking cool. It might just be the fact that it was a very sunny day and the light was hitting all the steel and glass just right, but still. Spurs fans can be pleased with their new, even if it is shaped like a toilet bowl.
I had a tour of the new Spurs stadium yesterday. It's amazing the best in Uk and Europe and possibly in the world. Most important thing is I had the honour of being the first person to take a pee in the directors lounge loo. pic.twitter.com/C43iSEnbti
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) November 13, 2018
Then the former Spurs chairman went and ruined it, in three distinct parts.
First, by calling it the best in the UK (wrong), and Europe (very wrong) and possibly in the world (extraordinarily wrong).
Secondly, by declaring it an ‘honour’ to become the first person to take a piss in the director’s lounge toilet.
And finally, by being the only grown adult who still calls a piss a ‘wee’ and a toilet a ‘loo’.
Remember, ladies and gentlemen, that this is a 71-year-old billionaire calling a piss a pee and tweeting pictures of himself pointing at his own face blown up on a ridiculous 90-inch television.
I said a pee https://t.co/vrMXfmJhB9
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) November 13, 2018
And now this is Lord Sugar, arguing with a stranger on the internet, implying that when Bob the workman took a dump in the Directors Bog he didn’t, in fact, urinate at the same time in an attempt to cling onto the ‘honour’ of being the first person to piss in a toilet.
What a world.
