For the third match on the spin, Manchester United have been held to a draw, the scores finishing goalless against Southampton at Old Trafford.
Instead of churning out a few player ratings for you to argue about, here’s a collection of tweets which perfectly sum up how each player performed. Sort of.
Manchester United
David De Gea
We really don't deserve De Gea
— Mark, Robin (@emmanuel_kuragu) December 30, 2017
Victor Lindelof
https://twitter.com/weijian29/status/947167389338054656
Phil Jones
Phil Jones plays like a private school kid in the 1st team Rugby side who just happened to know how to use his feet a little bit and was slotted into the soccer team
— Fana Finder (@Fana_ZN) December 30, 2017
Paul Pogba
Pogba is too deep; wasted
— Nelson (@AzumaNelson) December 30, 2017
Juan Mata
https://twitter.com/Tr16ia/status/947169262770167808
Romelu Lukaku
No matter who you support it is never nice seeing a player stretchered off like Lukaku has been. Hopefully not serious
— Huh (@huh_digi) December 30, 2017
Jesse Lingard
https://twitter.com/senorbaggs74/status/947178568135708673
Ashley Young
Ashley Young is the only player that can cross in this team. Every other player should stop trying ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
— Loba (@Tomiloba_) December 30, 2017
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
The thing with Mkhitaryan is: he’s such a good footballer. On his game, he’s intelligent, creative, quick-thinking and versatile. But it’s starting to look like he’s utterly useless unless he has the perfect conditions to thrive. Strange case
— Ryan Baldi (@RyanBaldi_) December 30, 2017
Luke Shaw
Luke Shaw getting down the line and whipping a cross in. Makes you think that playing full backs in the full back position might actually work.
— Sarah (@sarahmufc93) December 30, 2017
Nemanja Matic
https://twitter.com/JustBarca45/status/947171222705537025
Marcus Rashford
https://twitter.com/dyballocks/status/947178902664990720
Southampton
Alex McCarthy
So glad Alex McCarthy has finally been given a chance, brilliant keeper! Never really had a chance since leaving Reading #MUNLEI
— Luc (@lucocarter) December 30, 2017
Maya Yoshida
https://twitter.com/ChrisBroom10/status/947166896771796992
Jack Stephens
I love Jack Stephens but he's not a right back, he's getting ripped apart out there..
But we can take something here #SaintsFC
— Josh Richards (@JoshR1988) December 30, 2017
Wesley Hoedt
Wesley Hoedt performing really well here. Already justifying the £300 million Liverpool will pay for him in January 2019.
— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) December 30, 2017
Shane Long
Shane Long is like a stubborn fly..he never goes away!!!
— CHAMP!!!👑👑👑 (@_MugishaN) December 30, 2017
Dusan Tadic
Is there any point in Tadic being on the pitch?
— Carl Steadman (@CarlSteadman) December 30, 2017
Oriol Romeu
https://twitter.com/andrewh2k17/status/947167213500485632
James Ward-Prowse
Ward prowse's deliveries from set pieces are class. Similar to Eriksen in that regard. #MUNSOU
— CFC (@wernerziyech) December 30, 2017
Solfiane Boufal
Boufal has to be the most skillful player in the EPL and yet a terrible player
— UWA (CERTIFIED LOVER BOY👦) 🌴 (@UwezyB) December 30, 2017
Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
Hojbjerg a step ahead of everyone in midfield. Let's see if he can keep it up. Rarely puts in a complete performance.
— RG (@registability) December 30, 2017
Sam McQueen
Can someone take the weights off Sam McQueen, looks like he’s running in treacle!
— Sherfo (@Sherfo17) December 30, 2017