It just ain’t right.
There are certain things that you don’t really want to see, mainly because they distort your view of the world and wrinkle your brain. These include a) your parents having sex, b) Martin Skrtel with hair.
The Liverpool defender has carefully cultivated the look and reputation of a modern day hardman. His head is always clean-shaved and his contorted expression often resembles a clenched fist. But since the turn of the year, the Slovak has been covertly growing a mop.
To say it has come as a surprised to his fans is something of an understatement – in fact the reaction amongst the Anfield faithful has been one of shock and disbelief. It has shook them to their very core.
Here’s hoping it leads to the Samson effect, rather than giving him a softer edge…
Skrtel has hair. Oh my lord. #LFC
— Chris (@CJMunro96) February 12, 2016
What is that thing on his head? pic.twitter.com/g0YgrEc45P
— Sai (@TheEngancheRole) February 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/mattlfc6/status/698179633582317568
OH MY! MARTIN SKRTEL HAS HAIR
What an historic moment, on par with Istanbul and 06 FA Cup final pic.twitter.com/cS0Eqku3V4— RougeMen:EF 🇵🇸 (@RougeMEF) February 12, 2016
Martin Skrtel has hair. Never thought I would see the day.
— 6 Times 🏆 (@lfc_counter) February 12, 2016
I'm in disbelief, Martin Skrtel with hair pic.twitter.com/mG8DArynoy
— Rhys ⁴⁴ 🏴 (@Kylo__Renn) February 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheAlonsoRole/status/698182913200955392
https://twitter.com/DeTurningCruyff/status/698187177793036288
https://twitter.com/Shehab94/status/698186752754913281
Skrtel with hair is the weirdest thing ever…😂 pic.twitter.com/5Yyj1VqVKN
— Scott (@RedsOrDead) February 12, 2016
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