Here at JOE we’re big fans of when people share their names with objects in a different language – let’s just say we’re easy to impress.
Bearing that in mind, we were distraught to see the Premier League lose John Squared (pictured appropriately below) when Chelsea’s Juan Cuadrado moved on loan to Juventus.
So, who does that leave us with?
Bastian Schweinsteiger – Bastian Pork Overseer
Alessandro Diamanti – Alex Diamonds
Michel Vorm – Mike Shape
And finally, one who could be on the way to England: Alexandre Pato – Alex Duck
