You’re Cristiano Ronaldo. Time to find out which club you should play for next
Well, Cristiano, it’s make your mind up time.
No matter how many times Manchester United insist that you’re not for sale, you want out and it’s becoming increasingly obvious to everyone that your future lies elsewhere.
Where, exactly, isn’t clear, but don’t worry – that’s where we come in.
We’ve devised a method of determining the perfect club for you to spend next season – completely ignoring things like how much you’re likely to need paying and the fact a lot of these clubs might require you to run a bit more than you do to get full value.
Still, this, we think, should help…
First things first, let's think about the weather. Which of these conditions do you prefer playing your football in?
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Which of these men do you most admire?
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To what extent does playing Champions League football every year matter to you?
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Would you describe yourself as someone who is easily disappointed?
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Which of these music acts are you most likely to listen to?
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To what extent do you love your old clubs?
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Are you the kind of person who is open to trying new things, or do you stick to what you're good at?
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How do you like your club owners?
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As a prolific goalscorer, which of these legendary strikers do you most admire?
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What's more important to you in life?
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What do you think of this man's choice of career path?
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What kind of manager do you most enjoy playing for?
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Truthfully, do you hate this man?
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