The internet is a f**king crazy place at times.
But sometimes there are some things that are just too much crazy even for the internet.
This was one of them. We half hope it’s just one big joke.
But Arsenal fan Gooner JDK made possibly the biggest call of the century. A call so far-fetched that it seems to be turning the corners of the internet in on itself.
We’re probably going to end up in some big black hole void like in Interstellar.
Gooner JDK believes Danny Welbeck could be the world’s first £200m player. There was even talk of him winning the league and eclipsing Thierry Henry.
https://twitter.com/GoonerJDK/status/653852240445341697
No really…
Excluding Messi and Ronaldo of course. Hear me out before you unfollow
— Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
Welbeck is the only young outfield talent that has or ever will be coached by the two godfathers of modern football: SAF and Wenger — Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
SAF gave him the big game mentality, the drive and the focus. He trusted him in big games – Real Madrid away for example where he scored
— Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
He played him regardless of what the critics had to say and trusted him even when he wasn’t on top form. But he never loved him — Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
He never nurtured him. He treated him like one of those Russian Salt agents that are trained to become killers from when they are 9 yrs old
— Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
He only relied on him to get the job done. Wenger is a stark contrast in how he man manages. He nurtures his players — Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
Now imagine what Wenger will be able to do with Welbeck. All he needs is for him to rise to the Arsenal levels of technicality
— Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
Doesn’t even need him to become the next Henry. Just a proper Arsenal player and then he’ll already be above the rest — Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
Henry didn’t even have the big game mentality that Welbeck has. Just imagine
— Gooner JDK (@GoonerJDK) October 13, 2015
It’s fair to say the internet wasn’t exactly on the same page as him.
.@GoonerJDK Welbeck is 24 and has 32 goals in 150 apps When Messi was 24 he had 150 goals in 200 You’re right mate, Messi would watch out
— Joe Gomezinho (@CarraGabs) October 13, 2015
@GoonerJDK @HassMUFC I had forgotten Danny Welbeck existed. — Healy (@Healosh) October 13, 2015
@GoonerJDK enjoyed this. Now I’m calling the police.
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@AaronMancz) October 13, 2015
@BoyBetterSlew @GoonerJDK THIS MUTHAFUCKER EARNS A FOLLOW! LOVE HIM ❤️❤️❤️ — MUFCWanker (@MUFCWanker) October 13, 2015
@swanson_fuad @GoonerJDK tbf Welbeck is amazing up front in fifa
— sharmaarke (@Sharmaarke_) October 13, 2015
@GoonerJDK Haha! This entire essay you’ve written probably sounded more credible in your head. — D. Davidson-Amadi (@TheSplinterCell) October 13, 2015
@GoonerJDK This is the highest level of Gooner logic I’ve ever witnessed. Do a poll, I’m sure 99% will agree with you.
— Stephen Haw (@Ste_Haw) October 13, 2015
@GoonerJDK when Welbeck bangs this tweet will get record numbers — J (@SemperIiber) October 13, 2015
@noiookpass@goonerjdk My Ox and Messi comparison doesn’t seem so ridiculous now, does it? — Emmanuel Kuragu (@emmanuel_kuragu) October 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/HugoNotLloris/status/653911675104559105
@GoonerJDK @NeufvilleRyan he’s a true talent https://t.co/ErSv8avOez — george (@GeorgeNorton) October 13, 2015