The hard work starts here.
With most of Europe’s major soccer franchises set to head out to America again next summer, this year’s Euro Soccer Cup offers an awesome opportunity to get into the right shape.
Starting this week, this year’s ESC will feature four British franchises from the United Kingdom of the British Isles of England.
Here’s my all-you-need-to-know look at each of them.
Manchester Unity
After Coach Moyles coached them to play soccer so bad they nearly got sent to jail, Manchester Unity return to the Euro Soccer Cup after one year away. Their first game back sees them take a trip to Scandinavia as they face the Dutch World Champions, PSG Eindhoven. For new guy Memphis the Pie, it’s also a chance to face off against the franchise that he quit to become a Soccer Devil.
The Unity head to the Neverlands after an awesome game of soccer last time out – stabbing their devil forks right into a lame-ass Liver Pool franchise at the Old Trafford Center. Coach Louis van Gogh will hoping that this first game is the start of a European World Championship masterpiece.
Manchester City Franchise Club
The Abou Diaby owners of Manchester’s other franchise will hope to see their guys do a whole lot better in the Euro Soccer Cup this time out. Despite winning a couple of EPL League World Championships, they’ve sucked real bad in this competition.
But maybe this year is gonna be different. Coach San Pellegrino’s franchise have been in sparkling form in their opening EPL League soccer games and just enhanced their roster with new guy Kevin the Brain. If they’re gonna pick up the victory points in their first game, they gotta go give a beating to the Old Ladies, as last year’s second winningest Euro Franchise rock up in Manchester.
London Arsenal
Coach Wenger’s real old, wrinkled, German hands have never held the Euro Soccer Cup. With time running out, he’ll be hoping that his latest bunch of Soccer Cannons can fire him all the way to glory this time out.
After losing to the Westside Hammers on opening weekend, London Arsenal enter Europe after recording their most awesome score of the season so far – staining the scoresheets twice despite having to face a Stoked City deefense featuring USMNT’s Geoff Cameron.
Yet again, they’ll face Bryan Munchers this year and EPL Greece franchise Olympic Argos, too. Their first game sees them face Diner Mo’s Zagreb.
Chelsea Franchise Club
The real fast deteriotization of Chelsea Franchise Club has been unexplainafiable.  Like some real hot chick that gets too much cosmetic work done on her face and ends up looking like something off the Walking Dead, the once awesome blue uniformed franchise got completely owned yet again at the weekend.
Coach Juan Mourinho will be hoping to show the guys in Europe that he is still the Special Juan, as his guys welcome real scary-sounding Israeli franchise Macabre Tel Aviv to London, England.
