We all know that one guy who likes to take it too far on a night out.
(And if you don’t, then it’s probably you.)
Didier Drogba seems like the kind of chap who would hoist you up on to his shoulders after a few pints before dropping you on the deck and apologising profusely.
As Chelsea celebrated their Premier League title victory on Sunday, the departing striker sprayed teammate Cesar Azpilicueta in the eyes with champagne, which as we know from experience hurts like a motherf**ker.
It didn’t take long for the Ivorian to put on his Daddy hat, though, fetching the full-back a towel to wipe his eyes.
