Louis van Gaal really enjoyed Manchester United’s Champions League qualifier last night. No, he *really* enjoyed it.
The Dutchman came over all fruity after seeing his side run out 3-1 winners against Belgian side Club Brugge.
But his amorous affections were directed at one man in particular – two-goal hero Memphis Depay.
His fellow countryman’s goal-getting display was so good that Van Gaal wanted to give him a big, fat kiss…
The saucy devil…
