Meltdown in 3, 2, 1…
Arsenal Fan TV doesn’t make for great viewing off the back of an Arsenal victory but, when the Gunners lose, there is no better sight than that of host Robbie Lyle pointing a microphone in the direction of one of the main contributors.
Troopz was the gem who found himself on the other side of the microphone on Saturday evening, as the North London side’s dedicated fan channel dissected Arsenal’s defeat to Manchester United at the Emirates.
As was to be expected, Troopz delivered some solid gold as he lamented the lack of luck in front of goal, criticised Jose Mourinho’s tactics and proclaimed David De Gea the world’s best goalkeeper.
United ran out 3-1 victors in what several supporters consider a contender for the game of the season.
And if spot-on analysis is what you’re after, look no further than Troopz’ assessment of the 90 minutes.
On De Gea’s quality: “I told you De Gea was the best goalie in the world. I told you, blud. You see now, fam? Neuer’s not doing them things. Neuer has bad boys in front of him. De Gea’s got dickheads in front of him, blud.”
On Arsenal’s chances: “It’s like someone put Juju on the goal, blud. I’m saying ‘How’s the thing not going in, fam?’ “
On Jose Mourinho: “It’s Mourinho as well, blud. He just wants to defend. I’m Wenger Out, yeah? But you back Wenger on this now, innit? Fuck Mourinho, yeah? Don’t believe that. Fuck Mourinho! Straight up and down, fam. I don’t like that brother. Arrogant little prick!”
Watch your back, Lineker!
