It’s not easy to find love. It’s impossible to live up to society’s expectations of what makes the ideal mate.
Not all of us can have dark, soulful eyes to complement our soft brown hair as well as a set of powerful claws to defend ourselves from predators.
And even when you have all of those things, sometimes you need a little help – especially when you are the oldest of your species currently living in captivity.
So when Patrick the wombat turned 30, his keepers decided to get the wombachelor on Tinder. As you do…
https://twitter.com/ImogenBrennan/status/635971774966927360
We hope he has better luck on there than we do.
