Happy National Sibling Day!
Brothers, sisters or anything in between, they’re all awful.
We’ve all been on the receiving end of a ‘You fat f**k, I hope you die’ text after eating the last box of microwave chips throughout the course of our lifetime. It’s perfectly normal.
It’s heartwarming to know that we’re all in this together. Everyone’s siblings are the absolute worst.
Here’s nine texts we’ve all received from our arsehole brothers and sisters.
1. Messages from Mum
2. Nutritional matters
3. Household affairs
4. Tactful requests
5. Important updates
6. Incredibly shit banter
7. Emergencies
8. Anatomically confusing threats
9. Obligatory ‘fat fuck’ text
