Have you ever had to make awkward conversation with your neighbours as you’re leaving for work?
Trust us, any uncomfortable chat that you’ve had with the old lady from next door will pale in comparison to what Stacey Ritzen has had to deal with recently.
The writer was recently working from home when her neighbour decided to indulge in a little ‘afternoon delight’.
Being a good neighbour, she didn’t disrupt but instead opted to live-tweet the whole thing.
It began with a video to give us a sense of how loud it all was…
So this is still happening pic.twitter.com/xNHCuq3Aup
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Then the realisation that bus drivers are people too…
Update: there is a school bus I've never seen parked outside so I am like 95% sure she's frigging a bus driver pic.twitter.com/RyIrSVFfmA
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
But this next video does make us wonder if she’s really enjoying whatever is happening…
HAND TO GOD pic.twitter.com/VoEkrYGK6f
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Ritzen is sure to calm our fears…
FYI my video camera cut off halfway into that last one so it just sounds like someone is being murdered. I assure you that's not the case.
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
As quickly as it began, the sexy time is over…
If anyone's wondering, my neighbor is not having loud sex today. She's just having loud friends over. Still, loud talking/laughing > orgasms
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 6, 2016
All of you new followers are going to be so disappointed. Only like 15% percent of my tweets, tops, are live tweeting people having sex.
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 6, 2016
Don’t your own neighbours look great now?
