If you’re looking for love, you won’t find it here.
Tinder might be the worst place on earth. Nothing good ever happens on Tinder. There was a time when you might have gotten a handjob round the back of Tesco Metro, but those days are far behind us.
Realistically, you were never going to find the one through Tinder, but at least now you might get a laugh/some mild mental scarring.