Remember when Stone Cold Steve Austin had hair?
Nope? Neither do we.
But there was a time, way back in the early ’90s when he was on the World Championship Wrestling roster as Stunning Steve Austin, that he had a blonde combover.
The lack of goatee is also oddly unnerving.
Here he is back in the early ’90s…
I mean… you wouldn’t want to get into a fight with this man, but he certainly doesn’t look like he’s about to open up a can of whoopass.
As time went on, Austin began to transform into the Stone Cold Steve Austin we know (and love) today.
Still… not menancing enough though. Your nan would look at this man and think “what a nice chap… I wish my grandson looked more like him”.
But eventually, when he entered WWF/WWE and became a legend of the Attitude era, the whole world became familiar with his now-signature look.
The look of a man who has just sniffed a really, quite vulgar, fart.
