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18th Oct 2016

17 Danny Dyer tweets that still freak our nuts out to this day

"What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck."

Rich Cooper

 

1. When he had some beef with ducks

 

2. When he had photographic beef with a single duck

https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/380377522174570496

Even though that’s clearly a goose.

 

3. When the anniversary of 9/11 came around

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Why would Danny delete this? Who knows.

 

4. When he shared his darkest fear

 

5. When he announced his marriage in the most Danny Dyer way possible

 

6. When he shared his nerves about getting married in the most Danny Dyer way possible

And the nation’s arses flapped with you, Danny.

 

7. When he mused on human nature and sandwiches

 

8. When he knocked Katie Hopkins down a peg or two

 

9. When he gave us something to think about after Real Madrid beat Manchester United 2-1 back in 2013

 

10. And then couldn’t stop thinking about it himself

Plated?

 

11. When he had yet more beef with birds

 

12. When he seemed to threaten a Furby with death by explosion

 

13. When he decided to do something constructive with his evening

 

14. When he watched Ratatouille

 

15. When he said what we’re all thinking about Donald Trump

 

16. When he called Ms Dynamite a ‘proper talented raving sort of a bird’

I mean, he’s not wrong, it’s just… phrasing.

 

17. When he put our minds at ease over his incessant tweeting of dogs in costumes

 

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