There’s filth flying about everywhere on TV at the moment.
First it was squeaky-clean, mum-crumpet Gary Lineker doing everything he could to shoehorn a masturbation gag into Match of the Day.
Which, despite Alan Shearer’s best attempts to thwart, he finally managed to pull off (no pun intended).
https://youtu.be/o39Jy1iXr8k
Fellow silver-haired, perma-tan Phillip Schofield and co-host Holly Willoughby were innocently making soup on ITV’s This Morning when the naughtiness took hold.
It began innocently with Philip explaining he usually whizzes his with a hand blender before Holly quipped back about splash backs and the potential mess.
To be fair they weren’t as brazen as Lineker’s spectacular post-watershed effort, but it didn’t stop them falling to pieces laughing…
Video via YouTube/ThisMorning
